The Film Wiz

Despite the ongoing debates about how bad Twilight was I decided to watch it anyway and honestly its was just as bad as they say. So instead of posting the shortest review ever, I decided to break down some of the flaws that slipped by the production crew….

Up first….. The Munching Immortal: Ok, last time I checked Vampires don’t eat human food. Well appearently in Twilight they do…In the cafeteria scene after the greenhouse scene….As the camera zooms in on Edward picking at his food… Take a look to his left and you will see Emmett chewing on a rice crispy treat he was playing with in the previous shot. Just imagine he gets to enjoy the company of Snap, Crackle and Pop forever, sounds like a potheads paradise lol.

Mother Nature Always Wins: In the battle between Film makers and Mother Nature, its sadden me to say that Mother Nature has yet to be beaten… In the scene where Edwin explains how Carlise has changed them while they are standing outside, the scene goes from it being cloudy, to pouring rain, and finally to them being completely dry, as if the rain never happened….I’ve never known Vampires to be Weather Men.

We Can See You: The point of a movie is to make the story as real as possible…. So I don’t know how we are expected to get into the movie when we can see the equipment and sometimes even the crew…In the scene where Bella and Mike talk about Prom, you can see the microphone’s reflection in the truck’s window…Looks like they forgot that uts the vampires that don’t have a reflection, not you.

Thought there were plenty more mistakes, I only thought enought about it to provided a few. You never wanna be too much of a critic….lol…

Here’s the Twilight trailer for those who haven’t seen it, who knows…you may find it worth while to watch.

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